'It was so kind of your mother to ask if I'd give you your first fuck - and that does look a lovely cock…
I think all boys should start out with an older woman…. But before you think about sticking it in my cunt, there’s something I’d like you to taste - very thoroughly!’
'Carrie - I didn't think I could get this toy in my pussy, but you were right - it feels so good! You are such a thoughtful niece… And you're right - my pussy could do with a wax - shall we go down to the beauty salon after we've tried this out…
You can have a massage from that cute little Filipina girl while I have my pussy done - she’s very good - I’ll tip for her extras. You’ll love that!’
'Stacey's dad can see my knickers… Oh good! I can't wait to see his cock when he drops me home tonight. Mum's not home, so he can bang me on the kitchen table the way he likes to… And I'll get £50 for my holiday - result!
Which member of the Catholic Ladies Guild will be asked to stay afterwards for 'special prayers' with Sister Annunciata, the Mother Superior?
They all remember from their schooldays quite how wonderful it was to be on their knees with Sister Annunciata…
'Sally - those tits look great!'
'Yes, Kevin paid for them - I said my self-esteem was low, and I needed to have a better body image…'
'You weren't pulling enough cock at the gym, more like!'
'Yes, things have rather improved on that front!'
'I know I shouldn't think about my daughter's friends like this…'
'Bernice - that's the waiter who took me in the Ladies Powder Room last week - he really is very good… You should try him - I know it's so long since you had a fuck, and is he hung!
And don’t worry - you won’t be on your own - I sometimes wonder why our group bothers with the lunch. All we want is to take the waiters to the Powder Room, drop our panties in the cubicles and take as much young cock as we can…’
'I must admit that Harold hasn't been paying me much attention for longer than I can remember - and it is strange being the only one of us who actually goes into the Powder Room to have a pee… And I did put hold-ups on this morning, for easy entry… But what about you, Cassie?'
'Don't worry about me - you know that cute Filipina waitress? Her mom at home needs an operation, so I'm helping out, and in return she'll be eating my pussy!'
'I'm short of money - would you like to pay my fare? I'll take you to the toilet and you can have a really close look at my tattoo…'